“I search for my accountant. I find him sitting on the heating vent. Eating the free cheese.”
Total (also known as The Polar Bear) is Timmy Failure's business partner and pet polar bear. It is unknown if he is imaginary or real. His name is a play on words of the phrase "total failure", as this is his name and describes his personality in some way. He once attempted to join the military.
Total is shown to be very large and fat. He has a round black nose and tufts of overgrown fur on his body. Timmy says he weighs 1,500 pounds.